Chapter 7. Choir of Phantoms

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When it occurred to Lindsey that the motel standing before her represented her last resort, she found the pun already caught up in her web of thoughts. The phrase turned over in her mind compulsively, and ultimately produced the notion that, in some other life, if she owned a place like this, that’s what she’d name it, The Last Resort. And in a half-hearted attempt at smarm-adman inflection she said aloud to no one, An all-inclusive vacationland for addicts, low-lifes, and sex trade entrepreneurs.

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[7] Choir of Phantoms, Room 63

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Lindsey consults with Spiro, a psychic medium who promises to eradicate the spirits that have been haunting her.

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This episode contains audio surveillance audio captured by Oscar Garret at the Motel Americana in 1987. To hear a full account of Oscar’s tapes and how I came into possession of them, be sure to check out episode 1 and episode 2.

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Chapter 6. The Knee

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Intro.

Thank you for finding the Motel Americana Podcast. If you’re enjoying the show, please consider helping it to continue to run by clicking the support link at Motel Americana Podcast.com or by finding us on Patreon.

If you’re already familiar with the show, you’ll know that these stories are based upon the writings of Oscar Garret, a kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 80’s and who bugged the rooms. The audio surveillance footage that Oscar captured clearly served as the source material for his semi-fictional writings, and those writings serve as the source material for the audio drama that’s presented here.

A full account of my encounter with Oscar and how I came into possession of his writings and audio footage can be found in episodes one and two. Wherever possible, I have integrated the original surveillance recordings into the narrative.

Which is the case with The Knee. Though this is the sixth episode to be released, it was actually the first I produced. It was the first because the text is so faithful to the verbal exchanges Oscar’s bugs captured, and so it was the easiest to sort through and assemble in a way that made any sort of narrative sense in the audio format.

Which smacks ironic because given the nature of the story you’re about to hear, making sense is just about the last phrase I’d have foreseen using in an introduction to it.   

Why The Knee is the sixth episode to be released instead of the sixth bears some explanation.

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[6] The Knee, Room 42

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Easily the oddest of Oscar’s tales to date, Lloyd Farberware, a regular tenant of the Motel Americana, is forced to sell his prized possession– a set of rare dominoes– in order to recover his Uncle Louie’s knee (really, his half leg).

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Chapter 5: Stage Talking – Room 86

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Danger almost remembered inscribing the kid’s copy, that glassed over look they all get in their eyes while he’s doing it, ten bucks a pop. What had he’d written in this one’s? He’d been alternating all day between Use great care when playing hopscotch with a unicorn and Never underestimate the negotiating power of good hygiene. Looking at the kid now, he decided it was probably the latter. He thought he caught a whiff. He knew with certainty that he’d written Love, Danger in every one of them. Sometimes, though, he’d omit the comma.

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Stage Talking – Room 86

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Talk radio personality and self-help guru Remy Danger checks into the Motel Americana during a stopover on his book signing tour. When a die-hard fan tracks him down and knocks on his motel door, Danger tries to give the kid what he thinks he wants, but Danger just might get more than he bargains for. You can’t just talk your way out of the Motel Americana.

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[3 REDUX] Center of the Universe, Room 24

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This re-issue of Episode 3: Center of the Universe features the actual surveillance audio Oscar’s bugs captured weaved into the narrative:

A teenage runaway has a strange and remarkable affliction that’s become too much of a burden to bear. When she summons her hapless friend Noah to the Motel Americana for moral support, the situation gets a little better… before becoming apocalyptic. A sci-fi short story audiodrama.

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[4] Dream Writers – Room 74

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The solar storms are wreaking havoc across the country, but perhaps nowhere have they been felt as strongly as at the Motel Americana, where a troubled man called Lang has just checked in. Everywhere he turns he hears a mechanical voice– incessantly sputtering from TVs, droning on every radio station, spilling ceaselessly over the phone lines. He’s been trying to ignore it, but he can’t anymore. He finds that it’s been describing intimate details of his life, a life he may have misunderstood entirely.

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