Chapter 12. Travel Size Stories

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A few weeks ago I was approached by the producers of a fantastic new podcast called Listen, Rinse, Repeat with a request for a story contribution for their show. The concept of it is in response to one of the peculiarities of the current situation thrust upon us by the pandemic: stories that run about as long as it takes to thoroughly wash your hands. Honored by the request and a fan of the show, I sorted through the materials I had on hand for something resembling flash fiction. 

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Chapter 11. The Double

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Pretty much every tenant who took a room at the Motel Americana did so with the singular intent of coupling carnally with a human being to whom they were not lawfully wedded or otherwise betrothed, but almost none of these lodgers needed to contract two rooms in order to do it. Our present, most curious hero, one Oliver Oliver Adkins, stood as the sole exception to this rule. 

Or co-exception, depending on your interpretation of what transpired in rooms 11 and 22 on the night in question, September 9th, 1988. 

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Chapter 10. Cloud Particles

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some of you who have been listening perhaps a little too obsessively might recall a seemingly trivial anecdote in the opening comments of episode six involving an impish acquaintance of mine who stole from me the recording of the story Oscar called The Knee. This acquaintance, whom I’ll refer to as Ahab Cloud here for reasons I’ll soon get to, used that recording as a road map of sorts for a no budget film I happened, by chance, to catch at a ramshackle film festival on winter night. As incredible as it might seem, Mr. Cloud instructed his fledgling troupe of wet-eyed actors to lip sync their lines to Oscar’s tapes in order to dub the field recordings over their mouthing faces in post-production. I was stunned. And angry.

Well, sometime after he disappeared to make his picture I began receiving postcards from Ahab Cloud. Though he signed none of these post cards I knew from our days of mopping up cheap beer with our faces that it was his handwriting. I was an expert in recognizing Cloud’s hand because when I knew him, if nothing else, Mr. Cloud was a writer. Now in this case, I don’t mean writer in the wordsmith mystic visionary artists sense of the word, though he may have been that too in my opinion, but rather I use writer here as a descriptor of a person performing the physical act, just as you might describe someone sitting as a sitter in a pinch. Back in our college and immediate post college days, Ahab wrote anything and everything with indiscriminate ferocity, and he wrote on any surface that provided enough space in which to cram a scrawling.

This is my career strategy, he told me one day while committing the pledge of allegiance to a cafe window using his girlfriend’s black lipstick. To be a writer, he said, One must write. So, I write. Simple. And I encourage you to do the same. You know, to get in the habit. Wax on, etc.

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Chapter 9. The Healer

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Marion collected the numbers of every restaurant in the area that would deliver to the room, so by the time he rang the desk bell his support system h1ad consisted of four pizzerias, two reasonably sanitary-looking Chinese places, a Jamaican jerk joint, a very decent hot wing shack, and, what seemed like a great stroke of luck to Marion, the Crestview Diner, which was open to Marion’s proposition for a special arrangement; normally, no delivery, but the proprietor, a man called Jabir, informed Marion that he had in his employ a legally licensed-to-drive busboy who was happy to set off on deliveries if Marion promised to tip well. Marion promised. Then he took a room on the second floor of the Motel Americana. 201.

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Chapter 7. Choir of Phantoms

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When it occurred to Lindsey that the motel standing before her represented her last resort, she found the pun already caught up in her web of thoughts. The phrase turned over in her mind compulsively, and ultimately produced the notion that, in some other life, if she owned a place like this, that’s what she’d name it, The Last Resort. And in a half-hearted attempt at smarm-adman inflection she said aloud to no one, An all-inclusive vacationland for addicts, low-lifes, and sex trade entrepreneurs.

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Chapter 6. The Knee

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If you’re already familiar with the show, you’ll know that these stories are based upon the writings of Oscar Garret, a kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 80’s and who bugged the rooms. The audio surveillance footage that Oscar captured clearly served as the source material for his semi-fictional writings, and those writings serve as the source material for the audio drama that’s presented here.

A full account of my encounter with Oscar and how I came into possession of his writings and audio footage can be found in episodes one and two. Wherever possible, I have integrated the original surveillance recordings into the narrative.

Which is the case with The Knee. Though this is the sixth episode to be released, it was actually the first I produced. It was the first because the text is so faithful to the verbal exchanges Oscar’s bugs captured, and so it was the easiest to sort through and assemble in a way that made any sort of narrative sense in the audio format.

Which smacks ironic because given the nature of the story you’re about to hear, making sense is just about the last phrase I’d have foreseen using in an introduction to it.   

Why The Knee is the sixth episode to be released instead of the sixth bears some explanation.

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Chapter 5: Stage Talking – Room 86

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Danger almost remembered inscribing the kid’s copy, that glassed over look they all get in their eyes while he’s doing it, ten bucks a pop. What had he’d written in this one’s? He’d been alternating all day between Use great care when playing hopscotch with a unicorn and Never underestimate the negotiating power of good hygiene. Looking at the kid now, he decided it was probably the latter. He thought he caught a whiff. He knew with certainty that he’d written Love, Danger in every one of them. Sometimes, though, he’d omit the comma.

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